(via allisonpregler)
Anonymous asked: I'm trying to find some really bad, really stupid reality TV shows to binge-watch. Anything you'd recommend?
Hmmm, usually it’s gotta have some redeeming value for me to stick with it; I’ll just tell you a mix of ones I like.
-America’s Next Top Model. Tyra Banks is so into herself it’s unbelievable, and the challenges are ridiculous. That’s a so bad it’s good show.
-Ghost Adventures. Awful. Truly, truly awful, but hilarious. Every bad ghost hunting tv trope (it’s not dust, it’s a ghost–THIS CANNOT BE DEBUNKED [you will hear “this cannot be debunked” for easily debunkable things a lot]), but presented by dudebros. Includes the host pretending to be possessed, constantly offering up one of the other dudes as a sacrifice to the ghosts, and trying to seduce a ghost with a poem and slipping on ice.
-Kitchen Nightmares (USA). The editing is what makes this hilarious; so much bad ADR, music stings, and DRAMA. Almost every restaurant featured is now closed. But there is some heart if you pick through it.
-Whodunnit? This one I actually consider criminally underrated, though it is hilarious. It’s a murder mystery competition, and whoever loses each week is the next “murder,” in increasingly ridiculous scenarios the other contestants have to solve.
-Rupaul’s Drag Race. This show is so fun. Even if it gets dramatic they try to be funny, and the looks are pure artistry. Tons of puns.
-Cutthroat Kitchen. Do you want to see good chefs struggle to make a pizza with nothing but plastic wrap and a donut, while riding a carousel? Well this is the show for you. Chefs bid on sabotages and try to make something resembling food, and the judges don’t know what the sabotages are.
Whodunnit: A monkey did it…right?!?
(Doc Brown voice) “Rest assured you and Leia turn out just fine! It’s your KID, Han! Something has to be done about your KID!”
(via allisonpregler)
the only good tv show is beyond belief: fact or fiction hosted by jonathan frakes
(via allisonpregler)
dettan-arts-deactivated20190331 asked: What happened between Alison and Doug? I'm seeing this and now I'm confused!
She can probably answer herself, but aside from ignoring many of the complaints people had on-set regarding To Boldly Flee, he apparently remained silent during some of the harassment and garbage happening by the higher-ups to her and didn’t get involved when he easily could have. I think there may have also been some accusations of her being lazy, but I think that was more Michaud in regards to claiming that she shouldn’t complain about money issues because Doug was able to produce eighty gajillion vlog series while due to her issues she was having trouble producing one video per week (also: Baywatching apparently did not count as an episode despite it being scripted content that still required editing - ONLY Obscurus Lupa Presents videos counted), basically trying to argue quantity vs. quality.
But again, probably better to ask her directly, since I’m quoting from memory here.Sounds about right except for the laziness part. That was Doug, who said, instead of mid-rolls, I should just make more videos, because that was his work ethic. I should also point out that the videos that didn’t “count” for Michaud were my Charmed retrospectives, aka 2 hour long epics that mentally and physically drained me when I was really in a terrible space. Generally speaking, I’d get 3-4 videos a month out, but before Patreon, I was really struggling to make ends meet.
This call involving Doug and Michaud telling me how many midrolls I was able to use (because that’s their business, apparently) was a direct result of me coming to Doug in Chicago, after Michaud cornered me while I was alone to tell me I was screwing everyone else over by putting up ads, which made people turn on adblock. Yes, instead of their own shitty business practices, he decided I (someone who makes barely a fraction of Doug’s views) was the reason they were losing money. He told me he left up bad comments about the ads as “a hint” to me and made up lies about other producers complaining to him about my ads. I cried in the bathroom for awhile because I was flat broke, so that was fun. That skype call was also the first time I seriously contemplated just quitting right then and there. I should also note that I told Doug that Michaud was very hostile to me when he cornered me, but nothing was done about that. The important thing is making sure your producers go broke.
But everything else sounds about right. Doug was also inexplicably in the 15-minute missed skype call that Michaud used as justification for letting me go, and said nothing, because he’s allowed be involved only when it’s convenient.
While leaders across the country refuse to accept Syrian refugees, insisting they pose an unacceptable security risk, homegrown domestic extremists have been doing a pretty good job of terrorizing their fellow Americans with guns, explosives and threats of large-scale attacks. In addition to these, we can leave off the shooting in Minneapolis.
(Source: mic.com, via siphersaysstuff)
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
3th time i’ve reblogged this
3th
tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless
(via lindsayetumbls)

a very late xfiles secret santa gift for @spookysmol
the lone gunmen! hope you like it! :)

The different approaches to treating inequality.
She can probably answer herself, but aside from ignoring many of the complaints people had on-set regarding To Boldly Flee, he apparently remained...

The atomic bomb finally went off - Peter and stephen in the same place at the same time! #mocktheroom

*likes a post*
me: am i being too invasive
What if she-wolf of london/quantum leap crossover and...